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Le sigh…
The noise level has increased ten fold. The washing machine is going 24/7. We keep restocking the fridge and it seems to empty seconds later. There are clothes, shoes, phones, cords, empty glasses,...
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not Okay. OK?
I am still not OK. But that is OK. Cause it is OK to not be OK if you recognise why you are not OK and are striving to BE OK and it is OK to know that being OK is going to take time. And that is OK....
View ArticleYou can stop looking now. I found all the knives…
… in Boo’s room. He has been using them for drumming practice. Apparently. Methinks we should start eating with chopsticks from now on. You can stop looking now. I found all the knives… is a post from:...
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Liar liar, plants for hire.
When I first started this crazy blogging journey I was adamant I was going to be an anonymous blogger. Put my thoughts out into cyberspace and no one would ever know it was me. I knew I wasn’t...
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pretty sure the lepers of the world are all ‘day-um woman, you are a mess’
I am falling to pieces. Or to be accurate I am ADDING pieces. New weird moles are popping up all over my body, or ones that used to be flat are now raised, not to mention the dark red fucker that has...
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Ink.
I messaged Moo today. One to see how her ankle was {thanks to all my awesome peeps on twitter last night… she is getting tested for arthritis or tendonitis } and also to find out what she wanted for...
View ArticleHappiness
I drove down the road after dropping Boo off. Busy busy as always, but especially so today as it was a 70 kilometre round trip TWICE in the space of five hours. And I had to fit in going into the...
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Game of Thrones.
So we just started watching and lemme get this right… Edward Cullen and his cronies are hiding the the forest next to a big ice wall that is fun to piss off. A kid is crippled because Prince...
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The one where I answer your questions…
So, questions. You had them. And, because I am an oversharing blogger I shall answer them. Amanda asks: Recipe? I would have to say, microwave. That is a recipe innit? Open microwave, chuck food in...
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my first mammogram
So it came to pass that I reached an age where I could score myself a mammogram for free. Needless to say I was GIDDY with delight and chucked in a pap test for shits and giggles. Sitting in the...
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The absolutely, positively, definitively, all encompassing, once and for all...
Every year, a couple of days before Mothers Day, I get asked what I want as a gift to symbolise the thanks of my family for feeding, cleaning up after, and loving their punk arses all year. And in true...
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Why I suck as a wife. And not in the good way.
If a birthday is not acknowledged on the interwebs did it really happen? It was MPS’s birthday yesterday and I didn’t write a blog post. Nor did I announce it on any of my social media platforms. There...
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Takeaway ban.
We have been relying heavily on takeaway food when days get hard. (every day is hard) Or I am broken (was there ever a time where a part of my body wasn’t broken down? Ever?) Or we have been busy...
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Social media bores me.
I used to be SO into Twitter. Twitter was my playground. My down time. My fun place. Jump on in the evenings and joke around with people all over the world, especially the drunk and insomniacs over...
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FML
So the mysterious case of the Red Motherfucking Eye continues. After my workmates freaking the fuck out that I had another stroke, and the ridiculous coincidence that the chick that had an aneurysm in...
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I only wash my hair once a week. Whether it needs it or not. For a long time I washed my hair every couple of days, battling with the dryer and the straightener, and pretty much using precious hours...
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You look nice today
{source} A few years ago I decided to tell someone every day that they looked nice. Usually it is just around the office or at school pickup when I see that someone has made particular effort (VERY...
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The only way to make it in this world is to be an arsehole.
I think I am a nice person. Generally. Sure, I have bad thoughts about strangling people, punching them in the pancreas and maybe spitting in their tea, but I never act on them cause I am a pussy...
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Coming off Lyrica: Day two. You know what? Not a fan.
So after almost 8 months of being the wonder drug of the age, I have decided to come off Lyrica. Starting at a piddly 25mg in January and then working my way up to 600mg I am finding that while it...
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Hello 2015, nice to meet you. Play nice.
So we are a couple days into the New Year and I am still on holidays. The Christmas decorations have come down and I have yet to leave the house, wear pants, brush my hair or wear makeup*. Last night I...
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